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Join the Tanjayanons
as they celebrate . . .
Tanjay USA
Fiesta 2003
July 25, 26 and 27, 2003
(Friday, Saturday and Sunday)
Hosting Venue: MZR Bradbury Estates
Host State: California
(. . . three glorious days of
fun, nostalgia and bonding)
*Mark your
calendars
*Watch NewsFlash at www.tanjay.org
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gyud.” (Nagpakatal man
gud si Manoy nga bisa’g gulang na siya, apan abtik pa gyud
– “pwede” pa gyud kono!)
So to test the kabungol of his wife,
pag-abut
niya sa balay, sa porch pa gani, he saw his wife sa kusina,
galuto.
Ningsulti siya: “Iyay, unsa’y atong panihapon?”
Gahulat siya’g tubag. Wala siya’y
nadungog.
So ningpado-ol siya’g diutay: “Iyay, unsa’y atong panihapon?”
Gahulat na pud siya’g tubag. Wala
gihapon.
So nagpado-ol na gyud siya’g mayo: “Iyay, unsa’y atong panihapon?”
Ning tubag si Manay Iyay: “Ga-tinola lagi ko ug
isda!
Naunsa na gud ka ‘Syong, ikatolo na man nangutana!”
Thanks to Ybag
Gonzales
Buena
Park, CA
o-o-o-o-o
Sale
Pasyente (gamata apan groggy pa sa anesthesia):
Ha-hain maan ko? Uy, ospital man ni?
Unsa’y nahitabo?”
Nurse: Ay, dakung disgrasya, Arsenio.
Pasyente: Ngano, why?
Nurse: Hubog ka kaayo, Arsenio, ug imong
gisungay ning dakung trak nga kargado’g
tubo.
Pasyente: Unya, unya?
Nurse: Karon adunay bad news ug good news.
Unsa may una nimong paminawon?
Pasyente: Kanang bad news unaha.
Nurse: Ang bad news is that aron masalbar ang
imong kinabuhi, gi-amputate sa doctor ang
imong duha ka ti-il.
Pasyente: Ay, intawon, pagka-alaut kanako! Unya,
unsa man ang good news?
Nurse: Ang good news: na-ay tawo sa guwa
gahulat, kay iyang paliton ang imong sapatos!
o-o-o-o-o-o
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Sup-Ear-cut
It seems that this guy
wants to have a haircut and saw the barbers having a party.
Then (Bradd, time pa usa ako ra ning binisay-on aron masabtan
sa mga americano, ha, ha, ha?) usa nila ning-ingon: “Sige ‘Bay,
lingkod, kay gupitan ka“. So ge-alotan siya. Sus,
baho kaayong vino ning ga-tupe. Unya while
gi-alotan siya, he noticed two dogs looking (gatotok ba,) at him.
Wa
itawon siya ka-agwanta, diha ma‘y tawong gatindog, iyang gipangutana
ngano ning mga iro gatotok man niya. Ning tubag ang tawo. “Kasi,
kanina, kadtong
iyang gi-alotan naputlan sa dalunggan. Gi-ilogan intawon anang
duha
ka iro!” Waa, ha, ha, ha, ha!
‘Gaw Bradd, moody guy, when is the next
issue of the ATN coming out?
Thanks to
‘Bay Pacing
Cornelio
Bangkok,
Thailand
o-o-o-o-o-o
Taga-“T” na gud na!
A Tanjayanon trying to make a living in Los Angeles was dismayed when a
brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a
huge
sign which read “BEST DEALS”. He was horrified when another
competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an
even larger sign, reading “LOWEST PRICES”. The Tanjayanon
panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all
over his own shop – it read MAIN ENTRANCE.
(Moral of this derivative story is: Gwatsinanggo
gyud ning mga taga-Tanjay!)
o-o-o-o-o-o
“Cancer in women’s breast is caused by men who
smoke!”
A Tanjayanon doctor
o-o-o-o-o-o
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