Letter to the Editor / Mr. & Mrs. Special Edition / May 16, 1986

I suppress my instinctive indignation and try to understand Hilarion Henares, Jr.ís tasteless misuse of Chinese surnames so he can discourse about his Dick, his Peter, and his je-ne-sais-quois (Special Edition, May 16).

Larry the Schmuck is the impotent demonstration of this tragedy -- his bird keeps saying, "Nevermore."