2 March 1995
                                                               Diaz's Gospel Story

     The gospels tell us that Pontius Pilate was convinced that Jesus was innocent, but condemned him to death anyway because the scribes and the pharisees -- and the common people they had propagandized -- demanded Jesus's crucifixion. This is the scene that Rep. Antonio M. Diaz of Zambales tried to evoke last Friday, when he delivered a privilege speech in which he portrayed himself as a present-day Jesus and pleaded with Speaker Jose de Venecia “not to be another Pontius Pilate.”
     Mr. Diaz complained that he has been the object of a vilification campaign mounted by some of his colleagues (including some “nitwits in the ethics committee”) and many crooked mass media people who practice AC-DC (attack and collect, defend and collect) journalism.
     Mr. Diaz might be criticized for the presumption of comparing himself to Jesus, but in fairness to him, we must point out that there are certain similarities between him and Jesus.
     Just as Jesus fed huge crowds of people by miraculously multiplying bread and fish, Mr. Diaz also fed hordes of people with far more expensive sushi and sashimi.
     But the miracle Mr. Diaz performed was somewhat different from what Jesus did. Instead of multiplying the food, the congressman reportedly multiplied the number of persons who shared his table at the Furusato and other classy restaurants. This miraculously bloated number of eaters was reflected in the receipts he submitted for reimbursement, chargeable to the Mt. Pinatubo relief funds.
     Though the differences between Mr. Diaz and Jesus are far greater than the similarities, the Zambales congressman honestly believes himself to be God's beloved son, in whom the Heavenly Father is well pleased -- so much so that God himself will smite the congressman's enemies.
     Declaring that the anti-Diaz journalists were led by the late columnist Luis D. Beltran, Congressman Diaz said that Mr. Beltran “by a seeming act of God, died on the first hour of my birthday while the bishop of Zambales and half a dozen priests were celebrating a mass in Zambales in my honor.”
     The congressman also warned that “providential forces of natural retribution and poetic justice will soon overtake” the mercenary journalists who have been attacking him. He described them as persons who “sell themselves for 36 pieces of silver and feast on steak and canned goods from duty-free shops.”
     Here, Congressman Diaz made a factual error: Judas betrayed Jesus for 30, not 36, pieces of silver. Charity demands that we attribute this mistake to a slight lapse in Mr. Diaz's memory and not to an instinctive tendency to add a 20-percent commission to the cost of any transaction in which he is involved.
     It is understandable that Mr. Diaz regards these journalists as present-day Judases. When the congressman found himself under attack for the Furusato miracle, he reimbursed the money in question. But in spite of that, people still condemned him for stealing money meant for refugees. No wonder he has felt terribly betrayed -- so much so that he lashes out even at the dead.
     Like Congressman Diaz, who returned the money that he had received under questionable circumstances, Judas tried to return the 30 pieces of silver to the temple priests who had bribed him. When the priests did not accept the money, Judas threw the coins into the temple and left.
     But unlike Mr. Diaz, who feels that returning the money absolves him of any guilt or responsibility, Judas remained desperate and despondent -- so much so that he went out and hanged himself.
     People who hate Congressman Diaz will urge him, “Go thou and do likewise.” But we feel differently. We are satisfied with repeating what Jesus said, “Go thou and sin no more.”